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    Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a young girl, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.

    Unfortunately the young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station,who in turn took him
    to the court. The judge gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room

    and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to

    everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.


    After a few months, this time, a middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately, the middle aged

    woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge

    took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was

    single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was

    given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived.


    A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the

    bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was then to the court, to the same judge. Though he

    hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus

    conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at

    one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

    This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

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    ..The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died

    instantly the third time??

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    common ..............

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    tired ???....

    ok........ there is the Answer............

    During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him.

    But during the third time, he was a good conductor , so electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on

    Electricity ???

    OK, OK....Relax.....No violence please...courageous readers!

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